Welcome

So, who is Matthew Major Lindley?

Well, I'm a film-maker… that’s how I introduce myself in those awful “let’s go around the table” moments during meetings, feeling as if I’ll mispronounce my worms.

Always happiest behind-the-scenes - quietly getting on with the job in hand. When I say films, I mean commercials and digital content for brands like Bosch and M&S.

Sometimes I feel that ‘film-maker’ sounds pretentious, because we’re not talking feature films here. But then again I do write, produce, direct, shoot, edit, dub and animate – which is a mouthful… and more worms to fluff.

Matthew Major Lindley, with the young crew, celebrating their win at the Barnsley Oscars.

Born and educated in Barnsley, I’m very proud to have helped school children in my home town to create award-winning films of their own. We were acknowledged in Parliament once – it's in Hansard, look it up!

I love doing this, and it’s the one occasion where I’m happy addressing an audience. But unless they’ve seen it for themselves, most people wouldn’t imagine this introvert is any good at working with large groups of children. So at the bottom of the page there’s a couple of endorsements.

And out of school?

In my free time I tinker with synths, trying to emulate my musical heroes... Stock, Aitken and Waterman's flair for melody and catchy chord changes that no-one else can find. Do I come close? I Should Be So lucky. And say what you like about Rick Astley, but that guy never gives up.

Three things I couldn't live without:

1. 80s music, obviously.

2. A project (professional or domestic)

3. Spreadsheets. Arithmetic isn't my strong point. But give me Excel and I'm Carol Vorderman + Rachel Riley.

I also love autobiographies from those whom I admire in the world of sport, music and entertainment. 'The Writer's Tale' by Russell T Davies is a fascinating insight into the world of a TV writer.

And in no particular order, a fan of ASMR, space, nice walks, country pubs, cooking, dining out, Italian food and Formula One (rooting for Hamilton).

Anyway, enough waffle from me… that’s around three minutes of your life you’ll never get back.